Gateway to Freedom.

I've lost my passport. Some complete fucker stole it at my PROM! The damned cheek...SO i have to get on train and go to Newport bypassing the waters to get a fast tracked passport application service thing. Utter stress involved thinking if the train'll run or not... and cos its Britain everything is so damned vague... hahaha vague how suitable.

That's a picture of Hitler's passport i found by the way. I had the urge to include it. I find it weird to think he had to have a passport. you'd think by killing so many people he could get away with passing through a border...Actually he wouldnt really have to use his passport cos he invaded much of Europe, didnt he? Maybe he lost his as well and was so annoyed by the paperwork he just decided invading places is easier. which is completely likely, really.

ANYWAY. I have left school now, which is very weird and yet very good. Except all i do is sit around hoovering and watching Price Drop TV and Filth Files and eating Boursin. which is damned good tbh.

I'm going to Latitude soon. it will be awesome if the slag doesn't drug/abandon/bring unsuitable people back to me. Then I'm going to Amsterdam. Then i'm going to a centreparcs somewhere in Holland. which will be exciting cos i've never been and i dont speak any Dutch. Then i'm going to Paris.

In this year of school leavingness....

Today's Song is....
1990s- You're Supposed to Be My Friend
They have just got an album out called Cookies which tbh i don't have, but everyone should buy because they're not pretentious London twats and its FUN. and its nice to see someone with ungodly teeth.

I have chosen this because when you leave somewhere are its all 'keep in touch, i'll miss you so much' etc.. and then you NEVER hear from them again...not that you want to..losers...

Ignorance is Strength?

This is Emily.
She is from Bristol.
She feels the need to tell us about indie music, as, gosh, none of us common folk know about it already.
She is also on Big Brother.
Correction, was on Big Brother until she 'jokingly' called another housemate the N word.
Rascist horseplay, apparently.

The fact she then stood over said housemate saying 'you're not offended, yeah' is apparently something noone else has mentioned, but there you go. You can be a bully and thats okay, but if you're rascist then fuck right off. Obviously they were right to haul her out of bed at 3am and chuck her out, cos she's nasty.

Interestingly Charley's reaction was just pure shock. She kept bringing it up and then saying 'can we just change the subject, for god's sake can noone have a private conversation in here?' etc etc.. she was obviously offended by it, as she had every right to be, but it was almost as if she was ashamed she was offended by it, which just goes to show the way girls bully eachother...

Has anyone read Cat's Eye by Margaret Atwood, one wonders?

It is very very interesting that the pretty ones on Big Brother always seem to get more and more ugly when you start to see the real them. Which is reassuring for us all.

ANYWAY, Emily's a fucking drama student, which tells us all we need to know, in my opinion.

Apart from that, it was my birthday last week, and i went to see Graham Fellows. I wanted him to sing Jilted John for me (what GENIUS that song is), but i think he's a bit past it...
Here's that amazing song on Top Of The Pops.
Hahaha OH to be in the audience of a TOTP in the 70s...
Cept i don't cos now i'd be like 30. Which would be scary.

Today's Song is...
Dizzee Rascal- Sirens
It's a cliché but its like urban poetry. Plus he was one of Shazia Mirza's pupils. (I know that cos she said i went to see her!, which on reflection was pretty bad cos it was filled with middle class people wanting a bit of satire, and not jokes about cocaine, Primark and hymens...but hey, i laughed)