Cliché and Addiction

Ten (ish) Celebrities I'd Most Like To Jump...

In order. ish.

1. Alex Kapranos

No, he's not like HOT AS type attractive, but you blates would. He is as sexy as hell, the accent, oh yes.

He's the type of guy, if you brought him home, your mum would start flirting with him.

Good clothes too. He'd be one of those people if you bought him a drink he'd be your best friend. He's probs got a Zone Card he'd lend you and all.


2. Mark Ronson
Technically, i should want to slap him. he did corrupt Amy Winehouse and ruin that Smiths song. And he has that silly 'transatlantic' accent.

He does look very hot in a shirt and tie though and he has nice hair too.

If you took Ronson home, i think he'd be the one flirting with your mum/sister/your whole family. He'd probably try to bum your dad, is basically what i'm saying.


I don't know this for sure, but it's an educated guess.



3. Mathieu Kassovitz

I think most people are in love with him, just cos he played Nino in Amélie and it's impossible to not love that film.

You've also got to love him because he's also a Director/Scriptwriter/whatever, and he made the fantastic film La Haine. With the amazing Vincent Cassel in. Which, actually, is a bit like Crash, but y'know french. so slightly better and with more naughty words.

He's been in other stuff as well, Munich, Gothika etc.. but i ent seen these right. Was he in an Ocean's film? or was that Cassel? One of the two anyhoo.

4. Maggie Gyllenhaal

I love love LOVED Secretary, even though it was indie porn basically. She's just off beat and interesting isnt she? Those eyes too, how pretty. I would love to look like Maggie. So much better than these cookie cutter size 0 idiots.

She chooses really interesting roles, she's one of those actors you want to see what films they do, cos they're nearly always worth a look. She seems like a good girl too, you could go out and have a laugh with her, i reckon.

5. Patrick Wolf
Dirty, wild, but charming with it, he's sexy as fuck really, isn't he?


He'd blink prettily and you'd just succumb basically.

Good clothes.

I actually have nothing else to say on this matter.
6. Agyness Deyn

Everyone loves Aggy. She would be easy to hate but you just can't. And I hate a lot of people.

Amazing hair. Not scarily, intimidating beauty. Amazing skin too, my lord.

She'd be a right laugh if you took her out too, she seems like the kind who could do shots all night then run home through the park in the sunshine!

Nick her clothes too! or at least the baggier ones, cos she's skinny thing isn't she?


7. Dylan Moran

Dylan Moran is just so cute. He's like a little boy really. A little drunk, irish boy.

I don't think you would have a good night out with him, but i think if you had dinner with him he'd be best. get him slowly drunk. he'd be funnier.

I sound like a date rapist.

Quite creepy. I'm not really going to take Dylan Moran out, drug him and then molest him.

Although...


8. Samuel Le Bihan

Specifically, In Venus Beauté Institut. His ARMS. Seriously. YUM. Plus he's got the whole sexy masculine but still sensitive with a french accent thing going on.

Haven't actually seen him in anything else and i know nothing about him, apart from what i did read on Wiki that apparently he's just a french actor, doing TV and Film over there.

Ooh i should say the lovely Audrey Tatou is also in Venus Beauté Insitut, and she looks surprisingly booby, it shocked me how good a figure she has in the film!

9. Joaquin Phoenix

I get the impression Joaquin would be really intense and kind of wrong, but oh so right.

He'd introduce you to new and sublime things.

And cos apparently he's vegetarian, so no awkward explanation of how you don't want any kebab thanks. And no look of disbelief and disgust, like you just told them that you have HIV or you're in a cult.

Plus in that film what was about Johnny Cash whats name i've forgot, he did a good singing voice didn't he?

Some entertainment as well.



10. Alex Wotherspoon

He's the one from Bolton on The Apprentice.

Nice northern accent. I'm a sucker for a nice northern accent.

Again, i don't feel the need to go on muchos cos he's beautiful really isn't he?

And one more.... Bat For Lashes Natasha Khan

Love the music.

But love her make up and clothes more.

I want to be her best friend so she'd lend me stuff.

Although to be fair, i wouldnt suit it at all and she looks amazing. It's nice to see someone who looks a bit different, not just skinny/faketanned/peroxide/Girls Aloud clone. Like Bjork too actually.

She is stunning really.


Today's Song is...
Fabulously Lazy by Franz Ferdinand
This was on the Do You Want To EP, and it's amazing. I love it. I remember the good old days of going out and buying the single on CD cos you couldn't just download it. And when B sides were actually good, like Franz ones and The Rakes, they had amazing B sides.